Here's another clue:
YES! You got it! I have joined the team at Fat Quarterly and I am excited way beyond cool levels of excitement. I am as excited as I was the Christmas morning many moons ago when I got the Formula One lego set. The previous year I'd asked for it but my parents couldn't afford it so they got me the tractor Lego set instead and I ashamed to say I went to my bedroom and sulked.
I am as excited as I was when Nigel asked me to marry him although in fairness I had told him that if he asked I would say yes and then spent the next few months waiting for the big moment every time we went out for dinner so in fairness, it wasn't completely unexpected.
Although I have to be honest, not quite as excited as I was that day many eons ago when I came home from school and my little sister was bursting with excitement and trying desperately to hold in a BIG SECRET. "Mummy's bought us something but I'm not allowed to tell you what it is because it's a secret," long pause when her face got redder and redder and the excitement took over her, "WOMBLE PANTS!". Can you imagine that? My two sisters and I were each given a pair of knickers with a womble on the front and I had Orinoco. You have to admit that would take some beating.