Anyway, enough of cake, here is the song which one of the three of us (my two sisters or I) made up back in the 1970s although there are arguments between us as to which one it was. So, to the tune of "how much is that doggy in the window?" ...
I'll always remember that occasion,
When Captain Mark Phillips and Anne,
Got married at the Royal Wedding,
I'll always remembrit if I can."